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Juste pour Rire

Messagepar Grand Gourmand » Lun 7 Juil 2014 20:08

Deux Alzheimer sont assis dans le parc.
Le premier:"j'ai une folle envie de glace"
L'autre "je vais en chercher que veux tu" ?
"Deux boules chocolat et toi "?
"Moi je prend deux boules vanille"
L'Autre réplique:"Il vaut mieux que tu le note"
"Mais non le camion de glace est la juste devant!
"Note le je te dit que tu vas l’oublier!
"Non,non je n'oublierais rien!
Il part en grommelant "deux chocolat,deux vanille...deux ch..."
Apres un bon quart d'heure il reviens avec deux saucisses grillées.

L'autre lui dit"Et ou es la moutarde ?
"Bon sang ,je l'ai oublier!"
"Tu vois, je t'avais bien dit de le noter!!!!!
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Re: Juste pour Rire

Messagepar Glassy » Mer 9 Juil 2014 18:51

Ah ah, excellente :mrgreen:
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Messagepar Grand Gourmand » Sam 12 Juil 2014 22:14




:lol:
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Messagepar Grand Gourmand » Lun 14 Juil 2014 20:33

Voilà une question qui me taraudait depuis longtemps

et à laquelle je ne savais pas répondre !

Heureusement qu'il y a le net.....



Vous êtes vous déjà demandé

ce que les bonshommes de neige

faisaient pendant l’été?!!!



Voilà la réponse.....
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Re: Juste pour Rire

Messagepar Glassy » Mar 29 Juil 2014 18:37

Comme d'hab, sympa :mrgreen:
Je fusionne les sujets "Juste pour rire" histoire de tout regrouper en un même sujet :)
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